2010 American Berkebeiner

Back in Ought Nine, while visiting the Vatican, Beth was approached by a kindly, meek almost papal man, who indicated that he was a lieutenant in the Italian Army. He also stated that the Italian Army, Snake Division, was seeking a representative for the 2010 American Berkebeiner and wondered whether Beth would be interested. She told the man that she did not know how to skate ski, but the young man was undeterred. He reiterated that he was merely following orders. Over many beers and a glass of cognac or two, she accepted the invitation and promised to serve the Italian Army as only she could.


In uniform

Though sponsorship came easily to Beth, my attempts to procure a deal were proving difficult. Indeed, my agent demonstrated his overall worthlessness, again. I guess he is busy with his more important Canadian Football League players. Anyway, eventually, I landed a deal with a small company named Molteni Arcore headed by a Belgian fella named Eddy Merckx. I don't know much about him, but I know his son, Axel, was a decent professional cyclist. Eddy, too, like so many others, violated the rules of nicknames, as he constantly referred to himself as The Cannibal. Grotesque, I do say!

Several months later, after learning how to skate ski, we found ourselves in Hayward, Wisconsin on Thursday,February 25, 2010 with Tracy, John and Mick. John and Mick graciously asked us to stay at one of their client's houses on Lake Round.


The Crib


The Crew on the ice in back of the haus


What the? A giant muskie in the middle of town? Welcome to Hayward and the Fresh Water Fishing Hall of Fame


Packet pickup at the Telemark Lodge in Cable


Pre-race meal. Not sure if this is Olympic approved, but a man's gotta eat.

Getting ready to do battle. For the Italians!







And we are rolling...








A nun on the course? God save us all.

To the house


The finish...did the Birkie create that forehead? Taco, do you have a roll in the operation of that race?



Vikings in 2010? Really?


Post Race, Wisconsin style.








Final thoughts...Beth and I skated the entire time together, which was, in the end, the best way to do it. I must say, I am really proud of Beth!